JENNIFER Lopez, we salute your commitment to ridiculous, OTT fashion.
The actor and pop diva, who last week celebrated her 49th birthday, was papped yesterday on the streets of New York in an outfit that only she could pull off.
On top? A giant white shirt. For her lower half? Nothing, of course — what are you, a prude?
Oh, and the world’s silliest denim thigh-high boots, courtesy of Versace:
Join me, won’t you, in a closer examination of those boots — marvels of truly ugly design, the pair of them:
Each denim boot comes with its own jean pocket, belt and … what appears to be a police badge? It’s as if Lopez has at some point encountered the world’s tiniest cop, dacked him, then fashioned each of his pant legs into footwear.
Actually … we choose to believe that’s exactly what happened.
Bravo, J Lo.